We were, in the words of the song of the day, ‘Football Crazy’. Back in our formative years my mates and I had little time for anything...

Chugging lager-and-lime flavour fizzy drinks (a strange idea for a soft drink aimed at those under twelve. Also available, sweet cigarettes

I hate T20 cricket. I hate the Big Bash, the IPL, the Whosever-it-is T20 Blast, and all the damn rest of them. I go to a county game...